How You Will Die Die

AUD $32.00

If God was going to play dice with the universe, it would probably be with this d20. Discover your hilariously absurd method of expiration with the “How You Will Die Die”, a mammoth 45-mm math rock of Biblical – or rather, Necronomical – proportions, which comes in its own giant dice bag.

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Sides include:

AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION
DEFENESTRATION
IMPLOSION
AMBUSHED BY NINJA
DISMEMBERED BY YETI
INDUSTRIAL BLENDER
REPLICANT REVOLT
ALIEN LARVAE
BROKEN HEART
EATEN BY LEOPARDS
GOT THE VAPORS
AMOROUS OCTOPUS
MARSHMALLOW AVALANCHE
CLOWN SURPRISE
1970S JELLO RECIPE
KNIFE GHOSTS
TOO MANY OREOS
EXISTENTIAL DREAD
EXPLODING D20
RATHER ABRUPTLY

This die is GUARANTEED not to say Covid-19. 

Weight 0.075 kg
Dimensions 9 × 7 × 5 cm

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